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In the Future, We Will All Be Tree Huggers.
Eli Walker · Feb 12, 2007
We, as students, face a dilemma after we graduate. The older generation expects us to get jobs and provide for ourselves and yet jobs are…
Eastern Markets and Exoticism: The Detroit Orientalists
Eli Walker · Feb 05, 2007
Detroit is our little Orient. It’s a land of exotic markets, foreign culture and thrillingly sketchy adventures conveniently located on the eastbound highways. Detroit is…
Student Despotism Made Easy
Eli Walker · Jan 29, 2007
A homespun dictatorship is within your grasp. Make your wildest autocratic fantasies reality — and get a sweet desk in the Union while you’re at it.
